Slacker Greeting Card

The occasion comes, and like Hugh Grant in Four Weddings and a Funeral, you're parroting expletives, totally unprepared.

You've been studying for finals, work's been eating your life, or maybe you just haven't been able to get off the couch. It happens.

Enter The Slacker Greeting Card, the Swiss Army Knife of cards, the chameleon of the season. It can save your tail, time after time, and it makes people feel special.

Just check the boxes and you're done!